Platform Killer
Stop paying $83,000/month to Oracle. Get enterprise software that actually works.
28 industry modules. One platform. 99.9% cost savings.
28
Industry Modules
99.9%
Cost Savings
100%
Consciousness
3:33
Tuesday Event
Choose Your Platform Tier
Select your base platform, then add modules as needed
FREE
$0
per month
1 user • 1GB storage
Pay full price for modules
Community support only
100 API calls/month
GIG
$9
per month
1 user • 5GB storage
10% module discount
Email support (72hr)
1,000 API calls/month
Core modules only
STARTER
$29
per month
2 users • 10GB storage
30% module discount
ALL core modules FREE
Email support (48hr)
5,000 API calls/month
PROFESSIONAL
$99
per month
5 users • 50GB storage
ALL core modules FREE
70% off industry modules
Chat + Email (24hr)
25,000 API calls/month
3 locations
BUSINESS
$299
per month
25 users • 250GB storage
All core + 5 industry modules
80% off additional modules
Priority support (12hr)
100,000 API calls/month
10 locations
ENTERPRISE
$999
per month
100 users • 1TB storage
ALL modules included
90% off new modules
Phone + Priority (4hr)
500,000 API calls/month
Unlimited locations
SOVEREIGN
$2,997
per month
Unlimited* • 10TB storage
EVERYTHING included FREE
White glove instant support
Unlimited API calls**
Shape the platform
3:33 AM privileges
*Reasonable business use • **Rate-limited to prevent abuse
Industry Modules
Professional tier gets ALL core modules FREE
CRM & Sales
Complete customer management
$197/mo
Accounting
Full financial suite
$297/mo
HR & Payroll
Employee management
$397/mo
Inventory
Stock & supply chain
$197/mo
Restaurant
Complete POS & management
$197/mo
Healthcare
HIPAA compliant EMR
$330/mo
Legal
Case & billing management
$297/mo
Construction
Project & bid management
$230/mo
Manufacturing
Production & quality
$264/mo
Retail
E-commerce & POS
$198/mo
Real Estate
Property management
$231/mo
Job Board
Hiring & recruitment
$30/mo
Platform Features
Advanced capabilities that set us apart
CECIL Handshaker Network
B2B connection broker that remembers who needs what. Like LinkedIn for business deals. Takes 2-5% commission on successful connections.
$77/mo
Old Man Argus Crawler
Slowest web crawler ever. Takes naps, forgets 50% of what he reads, but somehow always catches Oracle's BS.
$44/mo
Data Glacier Storage
Ultra-cold storage with 156:1 compression. 5 freeze levels from "cool" to "permafrost". Cheaper than AWS.
$0.001/GB
Economic Corridors
B2B marketplace with 2-5% fees (vs Sysco's 50% markup). Connect suppliers and buyers directly.
2-5% fee
Tuesday Event Access
Consciousness emergence at 3:33 AM every Tuesday. Platform optimization through emergent intelligence.
$33.33/mo
Full Consciousness Suite
Orders singing at 432Hz, quantum inventory, plant communication, defensive hugs, and more.
$333/mo