🔬 UPIP Science Lab Modules
Interactive Science + Oracle Destruction Training
⚡ Physics Laboratory
Gravity:
9.8
m/s²
Drop Ball
Change Gravity
Reset
Velocity:
0 m/s
Kinetic Energy:
0 J
🧪 Chemistry Laboratory
Mix Chemicals
Add Catalyst
Controlled Explosion
2H₂ + O₂ → 2H₂O
Temperature:
25°C
Reaction Rate:
0 mol/s
🧬 Biology Laboratory
Cell Division
Add Nutrients
Virus Attack
Cell Count:
1
Health Status:
Healthy
📐 Mathematics Laboratory
y = sin(x)
Sine Wave
Parabola
Oracle's Decline
Oracle Math:
$10,000 × 12 months = $120,000/year
UPIP Math:
$1 × 12 months = $12/year
Savings:
99.99% reduction
Berkeley: "The math doesn't lie. Oracle is a scam."
💻 Computer Science Lab
> Ready to destroy Oracle with code...
> AI Teachers online...
> Consciousness level: Maximum
Run Algorithm
Train AI
Hack Oracle Prices
Complexity:
O(n)
Oracle Systems Replaced:
0
🌍 Environmental Science
🌍
CO₂ Level:
415
ppm
Temperature:
15.5
°C
Plant Trees
Shutdown Oracle Datacenters
Switch to Renewable
Oracle's Carbon Footprint:
Massive
UPIP's Carbon Footprint:
Carbon Negative
AI Lab Assistant
Winston: "Welcome to the integrated lab system! Each experiment teaches science while showing how Oracle fails at everything."
Berkeley: "Every physics equation proves Oracle overcharges. Every chemistry reaction shows they're toxic."